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Here we have another entree in the category “sticky foods”: The USB Pizza Flash Drive!

Pizza Shaped Memory Stick (@ )

It’s a great 2 in 1 deal as the pizza slice is also a pizza stick. Just dip it into your favorite computer and enjoy the various season toppings like pepperoni, artichoke and pepper. You can order your pizza flash drives mini (1GB), medium (2GB), large (4GB) and extra-large (8GB).

Can’t be topped: Pizza Flash Drives (@ )

With a crispy plastic crust and baked al data, pizza memory sticks surely deliver. And best of all: You can have them here as well as to go!

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More food flash drives:

Hamburgers – Donuts – Cookies – Sushi Flash Drive – Fortune Cookies – Strawberries – Watermelons - Pepper – Coca Cola – Bacon – Banana Flash Drive – Torts – Bread - Various USB Foods

So you’re an upcoming rock ‘n’ roll star but also have a geek inside you? Maybe you record your smashing riffs onto mp3 with your laptop or home computer? And when you hear the word strings you think of data and transfer instead of just the newest chord you’ve learned? Then my friend, it sounds like guitar flash drives are up your alley.

Major A: Guitar Memory Stick (@ )

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But even if you have no musical talent – I’m sure you too can appreciate a memory stick with a kick ass design. Right? Most of these guitar flash drives have a rubber coating and hide their USB interface under a removable arm. Memory can range from 1 – 8GB and its functionality may be indicated by a red light LED. For the heavy metal fan they come packed in gift boxes of steel or tin. If you like your metal more precious however and prefer the acoustic type you can go for the golden USB guitar necklace .

But back to our truly electric guitars that make sticks rock. Types I’ve seen so far are the red Camp Rock, Les Paul and YZC. In case you don’t know what either of these names mean I give you a quick rolldown. Camp Rock is a musical comedy movie with the Jonas Brothers and Demi Lovato. Les Paul is a model made by the legendary jazz guitarist of the same name in cooperation with the Gibson company. And YZC, well….you got me there. Maybe it’s a hidden satanic message?

Well, let’s not engage in any more speculation. It’s now time to dim the lights and pick up your guitar flash drive. Then lift the curtains and rock & roll down memory lane…

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Find more crazy funny flash drives:

USB Foods – Humping Dog Flash Drives – Skulls & Bones - Hello Kitty – Chainsaws – Tree Trunks - SpongeBob Squarepants – Syringes – Xmas – Brick Stones – Purses – Wooden Flash Drives – Other USB Fun

Whoever said acting woodenly and stiff is a bad thing?
It’s certainly not for these wooden flash drives.

Wooden Memory Sticks (@ )
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As a matter of fact, if your computer has been rather lifeless lately and drinks more energy than it gives out, these wooden sticks might help. Just drive them right into the USB heart and witness how the 1-8GB capacity delivers your machine from its vegetative state.

If however you find your computer becoming more irritating – even on the border of being possessed – you might want to take it up a notch and try silver instead of wood.

Silver Flash Drive (@ )

If even that doesn’t help, it might be best to pull out your flash drive and wear it around your neck instead. And while you do, combine it with a USB cross pendant to actually fend off that evil energy sucker in the corner of your room.

Brass Cross Memory Stick (@ )

Whether brass or wooden, both should be pretty effective.

Wood Cross Flash Drive (@ )
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Of course you could also try a Bible to exorcise the ghost in the machine.

USB Bible Flash Drive (@ ) or in Bulk (@ )

As a last resort – when the situation is really putting the bite on you – you may want to take a glass of water and just pour it over your machine. Then it’s only left to bite the dust.

Rest assured though: it rarely ever has to come to such extreme measures. More often than not you will do your comp a service when impaling it with a wooden memory stick…

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More funny flash drives:

Food – Humping Dogs - Syringe Flash Drive – Skulls & Bones - Trees & Branches – Chainsaws – SpongeBob Squarepants – Guitar Flash Drives - Christmas Fun – Brick Flash Drives – Handbags – Hello Kitty – Other Funny Flash Drives