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Are you hungry for more?
Believe it or not, even if you went through the entire menu from Pizza Memory Sticks to USB Drinks there’s still room for leftovers. Maybe you’d like to go a little more vegetarian now with a cabbage flash drive?

Savvy Cabbage Flash Drive (@ ) or ( )

Or how about a side order of french fried memory sticks? For them you actually have to go so far as to order from Germany. From what I know that’s the only country where a certain restaurant chain has promoted them.

Chips with a Chip: French Fries Flash Drive (@ )

Why they haven’t done so in the fast food land itself is beyond me. Either way, with 1GB they have just the right amount of transfer-fats. And these are actually healthy – well, for your computer anyway.

Now if you’d like to top it off with a dessert you could choose a popsicle or pastry.

Ice Cream on a Stick: Popsicle Flash Drive (@ )

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Unfortunately the Ebay & Amazon chefs are sometimes out of these leftovers as they’re cooked pretty rare. But rest assured they show up here whenever they’re available. Now if you know of any more food flash drives not mentioned yet or have an idea for one – then by all means tell us about it. You know here at DT’s Flash Drive Blog we have an insatiable craving for USB Foods, right?

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Burgers – Pizzas – Donuts – Cookies – Sushi - Fortune Cookies - Strawberrys – Chili Peppers – Bottles & Beer – Watermelons – Corn & Bacon – Banana Flash Drives - USB Torts – Various Foods

What’s the difference between a fortune cookie and a fortune cookie flash drive? Well, a fortune cookie reveals its information when broken while a fortune cookie flash drive reveals it when whole. Also, it only contains one message whereas the memory stick can contain thousands of messages. Want some examples?

Vanilla Fortune Cookie Memory Stick (@ )

Ok, but be warned – some of these may contain disturbing profanity…

Blueberry Fortune Cookie Flash Drive (@ )

Confucius say: “He who stands on toilet high on pot.”
Confucius say: “ Crowded elevator always smell different to midget “.
Confucius say: “ Those who make love in strawberry patch have butt in jam. “

Strawberry Fortune Cookie Memory Stick (@ )

Confucius say: “ Man who fly airplane upside-down bound to have crack up .”
Confucius say: “ Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger. ”
Confucius say: “ Better to flash while driving than to drive while being flashed .”

Ok, these are just a few I have picked up around the net. The last one I actually just made up myself (believe it or not). If you like to read more, check out Top 61 Fortune Cookie Messages You Don’t Want To See . But before you do, let’s keep on with wisdoms that are more on the subject of this website…

Mint Fortune Cookie Flash Drive (@ )

Confucius say: “The palest ink is better than the best memory”.
Confucius say: “Digital circuits are made from analog parts”.
Confucius say: “Be careful where you ram your stick and where you stick your RAM”.
Confucius say: “Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don’t have film!”

Raspberry Fortune Cookie Memory Stick (@ )

To close this post, let’s have a discussion between me and the chinese sage.
Confucius say: “Man who have clear conscience usually have bad memory too.”
DT says: “Man can make good memory by using fortune cookie memory stick”
Confucius say: “Fortune cookie memory stick may fix memory but may not ensure good fortune”.
DT says: “Fortune cookie memory stick may not ensure good fortune but may cost one”.
Confucius say: “He who can afford is not to be ignored”.

Feel free to continue and submit your own.

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Find more food flash drives:

USB Hamburgers – Pizzas – Donuts – USB Sushi – Cookie Flash Drive – Strawberries – Watermelons – Peppers – Bottles - Chicken - Bananas – Cakes & Torts – Cabbage Flash Drive - Bread

Whether you work in an office, police station or nuclear power plant, donut shaped flash drives will fill your stereotype with a twist.

USB Donut Flash Drives (@ )

First of all they don’t have any holes even though it appears they do. Second of all they’re really useful. Just dunk your USB Donut into a computer with low functionality and watch in amazement how the sugar high will make it operate on peak efficiency again. Make sure you leave it dunked in though otherwise your machine may become slow again. The only question is what type of icing your system prefers…

Strawberry?

Strawberry Donut Flash Drive (@ )

Chocolate?

Chocolate Donut Flash Drive (@ )

Or if all that gives you a bad conscience:
How about the healthier green tea donut to ease it?

Green Tea Donut Flash Drive (@ )

Whatever your choice – if you want to give your machine lots of dough without going nuts then you needn’t crave any further than these memory stick donuts.

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Find more food flash drives:

Hamburgers – Pizza – Cookies – Sushi – Pepper Flash Drive - Fortune Cookies – USB Strawberry – Watermelon – Beer Flash Drive – Bacon – USB Banana - Cake Flash Drive - Bread - Various Foods