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I actually shouldn’t be able to write this post. Because usually when I see a needle or just think of one I get dizzy. Maybe I’m improving? I guess a syringe flash drive can help people overcome their phobia as it’s not the real thing but pretty darn close. After having read my post maybe they will see how useful and harmless syringes can be and hence change their view on them. It’s worth a shot!

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The first thing that should help ease the fear is that USB syringes have a transparent design, enabling you to see the interior chips and circuits. And unlike with an ID microchip injection you know that this one stays inside. The handling of data however proves to be more fluent as syringe memory sticks can be reused and refilled many times even though they’re non-sterile. With a capacity of 1-8GB you can administer a vital data injection or immunize your system with an anti-virus program. Or you can simply store your data as needle files, drawing your hub.

Syringe flash drives are also great for promotional purposes but only if you’re a doctor or nurse. In other professions you would probably scare your clients away. If you decide to use it just for yourself make sure you inoculate your system with the correct doses. Otherwise it could develop a bad drug habit. As with all things, aim right and stick to the point…

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Does your system sometimes suffer from writer’s block? Especially when you’re trying to construct a new blog post? Then maybe it’s time you get support from these lego brick flash drives.

Building Blocks: Brick Lego Flash Drives (@ )

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Not because you bang them against your computer in the hope this will accomplish anything but because you lay them where they fit. The USB port! Cemented with 2 or 4GB you can marvel at how these memory stick bricks not only help write but also make great reading blocks. And best of all, they’re not heavy to carry and can be easily transported with a keychain or strap.

Whether your name is Bob or otherwise, it isn’t hard to grasp that you can build a solid data empire with these flash drive bricks at hand. And a colorful one too! That’s right, you can arrange your USB blocks with a whole variety of paints such as green, white, blue, yellow, red, black, grey or pink. Even checkered!

Now if you’re concerned about safety while working with them there’s also a fix for that. Just use this flash drive helmet as a backup.

Safety Helmet Flash Drive (@ )

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That way if any of your brick memory sticks ever break down you’re well protected with this hard hat. And besides, it makes for a nice complementary addition at your installation site.

So next time you find yourself one brick short of a full download just prop it up with these constructive flash drives. You may be able to work around the issue…

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Vroom! Vroom! From the cutting edge of entertainment technology, here’s the chainsaw flash drive.

One Sharp Gadget: Chainsaw Memory Stick (@ )

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Initially released with the recent asian limited edition of Resident Evil 5, it now is available as a single item. In case you’re among the ignorant alive, Resident Evil is a computer game series where you slay zombies and they slay you. With chainsaws. Hence this memory stick.

Fueled with 2GB, the actual chainsaw flash drive is in the blood stained blade and can be stored in the equally blood stained engine. Although ideal to store saved games from Resident Evil, one can pretty much saw any file logs or byte blocks. Maybe you can even raise your computer from the dead and put back some order to an unholy data massacre. I’m sure especially Voodo PCs and equpiment will appreciate this zombie themed memory stick.

Promo Package:
Making Of Resident Evil 5 DVD + Chainsaw Flash Drive (@ )

So presenting no bio-hazard, we see this USB chainsaw turning into a Resident Data Retrieval. If it’s still too gory for you though there’s also some harmelss looking drives available, customized with Resident Evil images.

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Now I’m just wondering when we will see an actual zombie flash drive released. Maybe one where you can take off the head or an arm to reveal the USB connector. Oh well, maybe with Resident Evil 6. In the meantime, remote controlled Scary Harry or this Garden Zombie will have to do. I’m sure either one of these make for a nice finding in your backyard instead of some lame easter eggs. Wouldn’t you say?

Well, I leave you with a few zombie rhymes.
You know, like “What do zombies eat? BRAAAAAAAAINS.”
But let’s make them computer specific, OK?
“What motherboard do zombies prefer? MAAAAAAAAIN.”
“Which web design do they like the most? HTML FRAAAAAAAAMES.”
“Whats a zombies’s favorite data arrangement? ARAAAAAAAAY.”
“What do they like to do on PCs? PL AAAAAAAA Y G AAAAAAAAMES. ”
(Especially Resident Evil)
Ok, let’s hear your own!

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