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So how about making memory sticks a little more fashionable? Whether you’re a lady or guy, with handbag flash drives you’re guaranteed to be the star of the bitwalk.

Shopping for Gigabytes: Handbag Flash Drives (@ )

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For the male office nerd the attention might be a little awkward of course unless he cunningly draws it from his female co-workers. A baggage size of 1-8GB coupled with a suave “Here, let me lend a bag…” could definitely help and impress. And with pink or red colors, purse flash drives don’t just make life easier but also more flamboyant.

Not quite prêt-a-port, handbag memory sticks first need to be zipped open at the side before you can let the data out of the bag. Or into it.

If you don’t want to go with plastic, rubber or latex you could instead emanate more high society with crystal diamonds.

Lucky Bag: Crystal Purse Flash Drive (@ )

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This handbag flash drive is actually a pendant so you can wear it around your neck instead of your wrist. Also, it has a retractable USB connector eliminating the need of unzipping (sorry ya’ll ).

Well, whatever baggage you choose make sure it’s the electrical kind instead of emotional. Because the first is easy to carry around and actually helps you to get the load off your system. And if it ever happens to be too full you can simply delete it with a few clicks. After that, carry-on downloading.

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More fun flash drives:

Food Flash Drive – Humping Dogs – Hello Kitty - Tree Trunks – Chainsaws – Guitars – Syringes – Brick Flash Drive – Other Funny Pen Drives – Wooden – Christmas – SpongeBob Squarepants – Bone Flash Drive

Are you a geek with a morbid fascination? Do you like to conjure up some Halloween or Dias De Los Muertos on your computer? Then let me dig up some skeleton flash drives for your examination.

First from the Mimobot series, we have the RayD80 skeleton memory stick.

Mimobot Skeleton Flash Drives (@ )

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This freaky character from Planet Blõôh comes with desktop extras, an issue of mimoZine magazine and character sound bytes when plugging in or out. The RayD80 has a bone load of 1-8GB and a limited release of 2000.

Closer to home and more for the medicinal nerd, we also have human skeletons.

In shape: Oval Skeleton Flash Drive (@ )

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With an anatomy of 2GB this skeleton memory stick can easily prove to be the backbone of your file system. And if your real one hurts sitting in that computer chair, you can take a look at the image and impress your doctor the following day.

If you like your USB key more “decapacitated” however – without sacrificing any GBs – you should check out these skull flash drives. They come in many forms:

“Plain”…

Macabre memory: Skull Flash Drive (@ )

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…with blood or red candle wax (?)…

…as custom images…

Selection of Customized Skull Flash Drives (@ )

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…pendants…

Skull Pendant Flash Drives (@ ) or ( )

…or rings.

Skull Ring Flash Drives (@ ) or ( )

Imagine holding such a skull in your hand Hamlet-style, asking it: Where are your flashes of memory? Followed by an almost-answer pondering: To usb or not to usb? That is the question…

A little less dramatic and grotesque we dig on to find dog bone flash drives.

On the cuter side of life: Doggy Bone Flash Drives (@ )

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With a capacity of up to 8GB you can smoothly transplant the marrow of your data with them. And how nice it is to plug a bone instead of picking one with your neighbor.

If you tell me however you’d rather like your bones buried (and maybe your neighbor too) then I have something for you also. Coffin flash drives!

With this I rest my case: Coffin Flash Drives by Jason’s Creations (check )

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Up to 2 GB can be laid to rest or turned over in these caskets. Hopefully with no grave errors…

Unfortunately, some of these skeleton flash drives are pretty rare to find. I guess they just don’t like to come out of the closet. And lets face it, it’s doubtful that USB skeleton keys will open many doors for you. One thing is sure though: Your computer will meet death in a positive way.

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More crazy funny memory sticks:

Foods – Humping Dogs – Hello Kitty - Tree Flash Drives – Chainsaws – Guitars -
SpongeBob Squarepants - Syringes – Christmas Flash Drives – Bricks – Purses -
Wooden – Other Funny Memory Sticks

After consuming Flash Drive Peppers and USB Pizzas you surely must be thirsty, right? So how about quenching it with some cola memory stick? You can choose your coke as a can…

Coca Cola Can Flash Drive (@ )

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or have your messages in a bottle.

Coca Cola Bottle Flash Drives (@ )

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But maybe you don’t like your data to fizz out and instead brew it around? Then you should have a beer memory stick.

Heineken Beer Bottle Flash Drive (@ )

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Unfortunately this is rather a warm one! If you want to add insult to injury you can have it stale too.

Real Budweiser Beer Flash Drive (@ )

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I’m sorry if I grossed you out now. But maybe I can make it up with something more distinguished. So how about a good bottle of wine flash drive?

Wine Bottle Flash Drives (@ )

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As you can see, there’s a USB drink for every thirst and need. If yours is small you can have your memory stick bottle filled with 1GB or if its great, with 8GB. One thing you have to consider though is that unlike real ones, these bottles either open at the bottom or at the top with the whole bottleneck. That way the USB interface is revealed and you can spill all your data without a worry.

However, if you don’t want to pass on the traditional lid you can simply add a cork stopper.

Wine Stopper Flash Drives (@ )

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Or a bottle lid.

Bottle Cap Flash Drive (@ )

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As these have a capacity of up to 16GB you can be assured that there will be no bottlenecks in your storage. But if too much pressure should build up and thus have a hard time removing the cap or cork you may have to add yet another memory stick.

The USB bottle opener!

Bottle Opener Flash Drive (@ )

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Not only could you get a grip on that sticky USB cap but you could actually open a real bottle with it. So while you let your data flow into the port you can also pour one down your throat. And how convenient that you can save yourself the trip to the bar and still share a drink with your best bud. After all, that’s what your computer is, isn’t he? Chances are he knows all of your personality, from your facebook account to your credit card number. And he listens to all your joys and sorrows from your emails. Maybe he even knows some of your most intimate secrets. But does he ever get annoyed or judgemental? Does he ever argue with you? No, he just sits there patiently at your service, fulfilling all your needs. Now let’s drink to such a good friend!

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Find more food flash drives:

Burgers – Pizza – Donuts – Cookies – Sushi - Fortune Cookie Flash Drive - Strawberries – Watermelon – Chili Peppers - Chicken & Bacon – Banana - Hot Dogs - Cakes – Various Foods