DT´s Flash Drive Blog

Whoever said acting woodenly and stiff is a bad thing?
It’s certainly not for these wooden flash drives.

Wooden Memory Sticks (@ )
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As a matter of fact, if your computer has been rather lifeless lately and drinks more energy than it gives out, these wooden sticks might help. Just drive them right into the USB heart and witness how the 1-8GB capacity delivers your machine from its vegetative state.

If however you find your computer becoming more irritating – even on the border of being possessed – you might want to take it up a notch and try silver instead of wood.

Silver Flash Drive (@ )

If even that doesn’t help, it might be best to pull out your flash drive and wear it around your neck instead. And while you do, combine it with a USB cross pendant to actually fend off that evil energy sucker in the corner of your room.

Brass Cross Memory Stick (@ )

Whether brass or wooden, both should be pretty effective.

Wood Cross Flash Drive (@ )
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Of course you could also try a Bible to exorcise the ghost in the machine.

USB Bible Flash Drive (@ ) or in Bulk (@ )

As a last resort – when the situation is really putting the bite on you – you may want to take a glass of water and just pour it over your machine. Then it’s only left to bite the dust.

Rest assured though: it rarely ever has to come to such extreme measures. More often than not you will do your comp a service when impaling it with a wooden memory stick…

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More funny flash drives:

Food – Humping Dogs - Syringe Flash Drive – Skulls & Bones - Trees & Branches – Chainsaws – SpongeBob Squarepants – Guitar Flash Drives - Christmas Fun – Brick Flash Drives – Handbags – Hello Kitty – Other Funny Flash Drives

So you like your data to be raw, huh? Then savor these sushi flash drives.

Chopped sticks: Variety of Sushi Flash Drives (@ )

With the wide selection of seafood available your computer is bound to get on a roll. Among others, you can choose your sushi memory stick with tuna (Maguro Nigiri), salmon (Sake Nigiri), shrimp (Ebi Nigiri), makerel (Saba Nigiri), sea urchin (Uni Nigiri) or eel (Unagi Nigiri). Or as something exotic like Gunkan (battleship sushi).

And no, there’s nothing fishy going when your sushi drive zips your data through USB space without the need for chopsticks or much preparation time. Best of all, you won’t have to deal with potentially unpleasant smells!

USB Sushi Roll with Egg and….something? (@ )

Depending on how delicate you are as a raw foodist your USB sushi chunks can vary between 1 and 8GB. And if you’re new to the raw idea and worried about possible health hazards, you needn’t be. Sushi memory sticks are guarenteed free of parasitic worms. Well, at least on delivery. To ensure they stay that way just run your anti-virus programs on a regular basis. But aside from that, I’ve been eating lots of raw for about a year now and never had a problem. I love sushi as well as sashimi which is actual raw raw fish without the rice roll. My favorite is probably salmon. Yum!

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Find more USB food:

Hamburger Flash Drive – Pizzas – Donuts – Biscuits – Fortune Cookies – USB Strawberries – Watermelon Flash Drive – Peppers – Beer & Coke - Bread - Bacon & Chicken – Bananas - Cake – More Food Memory Sticks

When 1GB flash drives came out I think it was sort of reaching a magic barrier. Now they’re just a standard minimum these days while the barrier has been elevated to 128GB or more (some 128GB flash drives have already popped up). Whats great about 1GB memory sticks is that you can already put a full time movie on there. Or lots of other stuff as you can see in the table below.

Image files (jpgs)

Quality	Average size	Amount of files
0.2 Megapixel (480 x 360)	40 KB	25000
0.3 Megapixel (640 x 480)	75 KB	13333
0.8 Megapixel (1024 x 768)	150 KB	6666
1 Megapixel (1280 x 960)	250 KB	4000
2 Megapixel (1600 x 1200)	850 KB	1176
3 Megapixel (2048 x 1536)	1.2 MB	833
4 Megapixel (2372 x 1804 )	1.9 MB	526
5 Megapixel (2560 x 1920)	2.5 MB	400
6 Megapixel (3264 x 1836)	3 MB	333

Music files (mp3s)

Quality	Amount of minutes	Amount of files
128 kilobits/s	1041 (17h 21min)	260 x 4min mp3s
160 kilobits/s	833 (13h 53min)	208 x 4min mp3s
192 kilobits/s	694 (11h 34min)	173 x 4min mp3s

Video files (avis)

Size	Amount of files	Amount of minutes
100MB	10	ca 120
175MB	5	ca 112
350MB	2	ca 90-100
700MB	1	ca 90-120
1,4GB
2,1GB
4,5GB (DVD)

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Find other flash drive capacities:

128MB — 256MB — 512MB Flash Drives — 2GB — 4GB – 5GB

8GB — 16GB – 32GB – 64GB – 128GB – 256GB

16MB Flash Drive